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Thursday 31 May 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, More rain was threatened, none arrived, so I rushed to the boat to remove the radome, it has gone wrong again! So It has to go to Germany. I hope that the guarantee hasn't expired! Now for a little bit of fun to amuse you at a low point of the week!




When you walk the cat but she doesn't want to go!











The Quebecois are at it again!


Thanks Klaus!












If you grow your own weed put it in a wheelbarrow
then if the cops come you can run away with it!













Recently unearthed in Pompeii, this guy was running away and was felled by
a huge chunk of masonry!












You and your high fallutin ideas!












An often overlooked group of heroes!












Clever!












If you stop over uninvited!











Ha Ha! - Gotcha!











I think we will be plagued for some time yet!












Did you notice the wire?












Pay cheap and you pay twice!












As I am a bit short of pictures tonight, so for the boys.........








Mancave!

































It's called the nip slip!








Harwich Weather for Friday


Mist, fog and low cloud soon lifting and breaking with sunny spells developing, but still with a few showers, perhaps heavy in places. Feeling fresher than of late.
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday 30 May 2018

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Again we were threatened with storm and tempest - and surprise surprise nothing, in fact by 1600 the sun came out! Now for more pictorial fun to amuse specially for you!






Etna Blows a Smoke Ring!










Klaus kindly sent me a fishing clip. I can't find it on Youtube, so here's a similar one


Thanks Klaus!









A likely tale!












I have doubts about this one!













Oh! Lord! I wish they would teach me............!












Could be awkward!












Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings!!!












I guess that it does look like that!














That's me - lazy!












Life saver even!













He took his snake to the vet, - it had swallowed his shoe!












The more I look at this it goes from bad to worse!











This is Lady Gaga with no make up!












The chaps on London Underground are known for their humour!












Wow! Now that's a machine!












I absolutely hate these machines! I like to deal with a human!
Worst of all they are trying to brainwash us into thinking they're fun and we like them!
GRRRRRRRRRRR!













Strange juxtaposition of a group of nuns and a 4ft blow up dick!












Chain reaction!












Not quite as expected!










Harwich Weather for Thursday


Dry, cloudy and locally misty initially, but warm sunny spells should develop. Heavy showers and thunderstorms are likely to return widely during the afternoon. Feeling humid.
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com



The shadows lengthen at 1955 on my weather cam






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday 28 May 2018

Holiday Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, despite amber weather warnings, it was another wonderful day, and I must confess that we just slobbed around and enjoyed it! Now for another exciting episode of "The Funny Pictures Story" !!!
Just for you!





Guess who forgot to change their winter coat?










I always enjoyed Eric Idle's version, now brought up to date by
 Prof Brian Cox and Tim Minchin













In appropriate juxtaposition!












You could make a song out of that!













Can we please take all of them?














Yes vital - but vanishing!


Thanks Barbara!










A clever proof - if any were needed!












Pooh is cleverer that you think!














The history of US rifles - obsessed or what?












The future is here!


Thanks Robert!










He has just developed that "They are using our driveway as a turning circle" look!












Seen on City Hall in Seoul - hope springs eternal!













What would you do?












Tonight's Great Truth!












His wife and daughter stuck a plaster on his dent every day to shame him into getting it fixed!












Oh! Lord! - She's escaped!













This is a lath and plaster ceiling which fell down
 in the middle of the night - they can kill!











Mother Nature can be very cruel!


Thanks Klaus!










Clever! - But better not to smoke!


Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Early cloud, mist and fog will gradually clear to brighter conditions. Isolated showers are then likely through the day, these perhaps heavy.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 24 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.