Midweek Fuunies

Dear Family and Friends, It continues to be cold, but not so much snow today. The wind however was very cruel, all the way from Siberia, although our -3.6c compares favourably with their -35c !

Now for your funnies......

One of my friends just saw a penguin in the snow!

Thanks Jamie!







Sheep with an attitude problem!

Thanks Klaus!













That's telling 'em!

Wise words!

Having spilled paint it formed a perfect line!

Just a lizard sleeping in a rose!

Modern twist on Message in a bottle!

Maybe should have cleaned behind the cupboard!

Hmm! Cute - but I think the little bugger is trying to kill the woodpecker!

Meet the Jeep Storm Trooper - allegedly the safest vehicle in the world!

The old doggerel !

A smiley person on the back of a washing machine - but why???

Yes Bill harsh but so true!!!

Durrrrrr!

Unsung Hero!

Dads!

Met Akie Nakata who paints stones!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Synchronised cat jumping!

Snow diver!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another very cold day with a strong Easterly wind giving a significant wind chill. Mostly dry at first but some light snow is expected to spread slowly North to most parts by evening.

Maximum temperature: -2 deg C 

Wind: East 22 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had some snow today, so England ground to a halt as she often does! We popped out to visit aunt , post office and filling station, before scuttling back indoors. More snow is forecast for tomorrow, so you can guess that the supermarket shelves will be empty!!!

Copenhagen litter bins designed
for passing cyclists

Look out boys!

Every time!

 The cat did it!

When the water went down the ice clung to the trees!

1939 in a nut shell

Disappointment!

This is Bentley, a lady liked him so much she bought him a wooly hat!

Do do - do do - do do - do do!

Boom Boom!

My Outfit for next week!

Thanks Klaus!










The security man gives some suspects a visual pat down!

No not colour styling - just dirt!

His friend pranked him by putting him in a portrait
At a charity sale it made $200

Doggie veteran retired from the police

I don't like tatts - but this is clever!

SAS designed a new outfit for their stewardesses - it was rejected!

It says Eagle - EAGLE!

His brother in law did this 10 years ago - they thought it was terrorism and drained it!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!








Good News!!!

Hope he had a parachute!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Scattered snow showers will ease through the day with plenty of sunshine. It will still feel bitterly cold with the increasing Easterly wind leading to a significant wind chill.

Snowfall Risk: 70% | Snowfall Accumulation: 0-2cm

Maximum temperature: -1 deg C 

Wind: South-East 17 mph, gusting 32 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's getting colder, snow flurries at times, more forecast. Apart from a quick dog walk we stayed in. Now it is time once again for me to try my best to entertain - enjoy!

Please watch till the end!!!

Thanks Derek!











Give 'em a call!

Perfect place for their Alexa!

This guy on the phone for 10 minutes with his flashlight on!

Heavy snowfall last night!

Said by the poor old cleaner!

There is a certain amount of truth in this!

Epic weirdness!

Groot Cosplay!

Meet Humphrey, who has been adopted,
he failed sheep dog training because he just wanted to be friends with the sheep!

It says, his last job, topping up the blue lights on his last day as an intern!

Thanks Klaus!










Inside a Leatherback turtle's mouth....
glad I'm not his dentist!!!

Amazing bedroom floor!

I say put the donkey on the ass!

Thanks Rui!










This is Tombi, he attends school every day in Turkey!

A bit of an exaggeration................but!

Little Wonder Woman in her invisible jet!

Maybe the Simpsons got it right years ago!

John's Joke
Thanks John!







There's stupid and then..........

Girlie girls!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Further snow showers through the day, locally persistent once more in Southern and Eastern districts. Some bright or sunny intervals are likely but feeling bitterly cold in the increasing Easterly breeze.

Snowfall Risk: 90% | Snowfall Accumulation: 5-8cm

Maximum temperature: 0 deg C 

Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Snow as seen by my infra red camera

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.