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Tuesday, 21 November 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another grey day, but unseasonably mild. Shopped for aged Aunty, then hunkered down at home, computer and TV. Now it is time for me to attempt another memorable blog entry for your delectation!






More sleaze!










Sean in full flight!











Worm conflict!












Noooooooo!













While laying the base of his new shed, he left these for future architects to ponder!













$ 20,000 Opal!













Story of my life!













This English couple are just about to replace their kitchen appliances,
they are from the '50s and are all in working order!!!













For all you petrolheads out there!













All the leaves are down..........except one!













I totally agree with your argument!













Oh! Come on - it's a bread roll!












Canadian toilet graffiti!












Her Maj has come prepared!












He proposed - there was a good omen - a heart in the shadow!














Best man proposes a toast!













Don't go there.......ever!











Bwaaaaggggggggggh!












Cheapskate!











She had this pet cat from her aunt since childhood. When the aunt died they found an identical
cat in her house, you can see the wear and tear on the original!












Evolution











Silly buggers in a lift!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday









Dry and cloudy for many places, apart for a little drizzle until outbreaks of rain arrive later. Becoming windy with gales developing locally. Mild.
Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 
Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 43 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 20 November 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was dull dull dull today - hardly got light! Not much going on except an exciting visit to the Post Office! Now as usual I will dive down to the nether regions for more of the same, with of course the help of my valued contributors!






Mega whoops!


Thanks Gloria!









At take your kid to work, this is his son's analysis!














Kindliness personified!











Do you think that's Thor???














What a great way to avoid the great extortion!














Clever Picasso fancy dress!














Mr Smug!













Yes! Only a peach - and a thumb!


Thanks Gloria!












Better than Boatymacboatface!













That's clever marketing, they put a fake hair on the top
 to make you swipe to the bottom!













Perfect expressions!












Dutch school bus!

 Thanks Robert!









It says "If I had a sofa bed like this I wouldn't bother getting up!

 Thanks again Robert!











New verb "Taxidermed" !!!













Life hack - clever use of toilet rolls!










Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!







Even more wisdom!









So you think you've had a bad day!


Thanks Jeanette!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday









Generally rather cloudy with patchy drizzle, but drier and brighter spells likely for a time. Feeling very mild despite the strengthening breeze.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 19 November 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Hard frost this morning, then bright sun, not at all bad. Now I am scraping the barrel for fun stuff......bit thin on the ground I'm afraid, never mind.....just for you!






Not a dog - a lady's head!











Schmalzy? - I will give you Schmalzy!













Ultimate Mr Cool!












The Swedes say it how it is!













What does???

 Thanks Gloria!











Their son met the President on the subway!














Anonymous - gotcha!













Old joke - but I know how he feels!

 Thanks Robert!











That is me!
 Thanks again Robert!








Yes it's a mess!
 Thanks yet again Robert!











Beautiful Barcelona














Exactly!!!










The friends at last meet the Wizard!










Who said Flying Carpets weren't real!










Harwich Weather for Monday









Cloud and patchy rain at first. Turning brighter and drier into the afternoon with only the odd spot light rain in places. Breezy and milder than of late.
Maximum temperature: 13 deg C 
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 28 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thank you all for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.