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Tuesday, 30 September 2014





Dear Family and Friends, It was another fabulous day in Harwich! This has been the driest and warmest September since 1910! Now after helping a friend with his ailing laptop, I'm back in harness to create a potpourri of visual candy - just for you!..






Thank you Gloria for this...hold down the left mouse button
 and slide, then scroll down to the next picture




Thanks Derek!




Oh Mum! 4 out of 10 for effort!





Gallery





Unfortunate conjunction.....




Wha?........Really????



Not the best formula, but a formula...




Dubya - again....




There is indeed no hope!...



What in the name of all that is sanity - are you wearing missy?



He fixed the loo, fixed the pipes, but forgot ..........the door!



Ha Ha! - that's me 3rd from the left!



Accident with the Halloween display



21st Century Confessional




Tip Jar





Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke....
Man intently all day watching TV. His wife brings him coffee. Spouse have tantrum and angrily exclaims:-it's sugar-free! After all, you know that I hate coffee without sugar!!!
— I know dear, but wanted to hear your voice.
Thanks Rita!





Our friends and near neighbours the Dutch, have a thingy!

Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Wednesday






Largely cloudy skies with showery outbreaks of rain affecting many parts of the district during the morning. Brighter conditions arrive early afternoon, allowing plenty of sunshine to break through by the end of the day. Rather warm once again with highs of 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.58 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks to you all we just passed 92,000 hits on the site!



Cheers!


Richard.











Monday, 29 September 2014

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  The new week begins, it's dull here, fog this morning, cloudy this afternoon....a bit like the inside of my head! However I found a few more bits - just for you!




Thanks Klaus for this which may just drive you insane!



A Propos the QI Elves













Not sure how this got in...




Good concept?




I know the feeling!



Young person's traffic signal




Walmart again.....



There is no hope!



Yup it is time!




Believe me there's always a new one on the bog brush handle !!!




The story of my life!



The Cousin's weird ads...



Ill advised!



Ha!









Derek's Offering for today





Harwich Weather for Tuesday







Mist and fog will soon clear during the morning with some bright or sunny spells developing, especially into the afternoon. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine and light winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.56 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com !





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.





Sunday, 28 September 2014

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in sunny Harwich today. A bit more cloud than before but warm. I have fossicked and ferretted and found a few more bits and bobs which I sincerely hope will stimulate your giggling gear...












Walmart?.......Walmart?????









Trust our friends and neighbours the Dutch to come up with this!






Gallery





That's me - the old relative!




Needs to be liked...


Thanks Barbara



Thought is free!

Thanks again Barbara



How to turn disaster into epic




They just don't like you!



Sniff - no, cat!




Another person of Walmart - they just keep coming!



In my whole life there is absolutely now way I would go on this thing!



Things that a president really shouldn't do!







Thanks Bill!







Harwich Weather for Monday






Early mist and fog will clear to leave a mostly dry morning with warm sunny spells. There is a risk of showery rain arriving during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.55 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com 
 




Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.






Saturday, 27 September 2014

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a very calm day today, the sea was calm, our house was calm, and I was - sort of calm, now I must motivate myself to attempt to amuse you...





This small boy is lucky, his Dad is one of the World's
 best special effects men!
Thanks Klaus!



Not sure about this - eh? Boys? Boys?




Gallery




I don't usually use stuff like this, but there's a hell of a good point here!!!



Yup Crazy!



First World Rebel!



Awww! Shame!



True!



Nothing to say here..



Photoshop - add a topper



Another profound truth!



It is difficult to make a very loud farting noise in print!



Yoda?





Thanks Derek!




Harwich Weather for Sunday








Low cloud, mist or fog patches will clear to leave another dry day with variable cloud and prolonged warm sunny spells developing. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.53 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !





Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!



Richard.


Friday, 26 September 2014

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I had one call out today, and a visit to the Health Centre, can life get more exciting than this? - The result I dozed on the sofa most of the afternoon! However I'm back to find you just a bit more pictorial fun!





Girls just wanna have fun!
Thanks Klaus




Reneck Carousel
Thanks again Klaus!





After Juggling otters, this mum lays down the law!





Gallery





Happy Birthday to you!



I told you before - the Cousins can't spell!



Remember the Golden Girls?



I don't carrot either!



Gotta be Walmart!



Safety first!



And the howler of the week goes to.......




Agri - Stuart    Gloria - just for you!



I know how he feels!



Tee hee!



Wack 'em and wack 'em and wack 'em!
(Quote Mr Toad - Wind in the Willows)



Engrish






Romantic night at the hotel - not what you think!
Thanks yet again Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Saturday








Patchy fog and low cloud slowly lifting during the morning but on the whole staying fairly cloudy with only occasional sunny spells. Feeling rather warm for late September in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.51 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !



Thanks as always for coming back again and again!



Cheers!


Richard.