Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're early today, are taking elderly neighbour to hospital, and are not sure when we will be back - so here goes...

Like to tan - this might put you off!

Dads spoil stuff right? Well not in this case!

How about Boogie Boogie Hedgehog?

This is just a tad creepy!

Gallery

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm..............Whoops!

 Look into my eyes - not around the eyes....etc

You should be so lucky!

I found this somewhat scary!

Excuse me Madam - I mean Sir - er.......

A quickfire joke below by friend Craig!

If you get excited at finding your name on a coke bottle, then imagine how Matt White feels every time he goes to B&Q?

Thanks Craig!

 Oldie but goodie

At first I thought it was a Cousin's slogan but then I saw the numberplate

Loo is terrified!

I just love the green one!

 Ironic!

John's Joke

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Open a beer with a banana? Nah use a glass!

Thanks Klaus!

Big trailer Whoops!

Harwich weather for Saturday

A dry and bright day with sunny spells. Feeling a little cooler again as the Westerly breeze strengthens. Becoming cloudier during the evening with a spell of rain likely overnight into Sunday. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.