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Wednesday, 18 April 2018

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was the warmest day so far. I helped herself shop for aged aunt, and then got a permit to go to the boat, where I did some cleaning and checked the engine. Now home and glowing from sunburn, I am doing my best to make up a scintillating blog - just for you!






What in all that is sane - is that thing???











Down down down!


Thanks Klaus!








That's not quite how I learned it!!!












This is a live Sand Dollar













Situation normal!













Unique marsupial dilemma!












Meanwhile in Alberta!












Why on earth?












This is what a house looks like when it's on meth!












Yup!

Thanks Joanne!










Great sentiment! - Pity you ducked off school!












Awwww!













This gorilla appears to be lecturing his audience!











Doh!










John's Joke
Thanks John!









Wayheeeeey!













Japanese Lego pop up castle











More Wisdom







Harwich Weather for Thursday



Dry and fine with plenty of very warm sunshine, although likely cooler around the Essex coast once again. Light winds. High UV and pollen levels.
Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 
Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 17 April 2018

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Hard work today, antifouling the bottom of the boat, I succeeded as usual getting more paint on me than the boat! All finished now, and I am waddling round like a penguin! Now for your Funnies!






This is Ice - Land get it?










Alexa said what?












Couple next to the tree they planted when they married. Brazil!












He lifted the manhole in his garden and........Waaaaaaaaaah!














Pardon?


















L'Oreal do it again!












Rice!












Glacier Park, the water is VERY clear!












This took a moment!

Thanks Gloria!










Wrong turn of phrase!














Great costumes boys!












Love the Cousins' slogans!













Clever warning at Kew!














JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Behind yoooou!











Fire cracker at close range!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday


Cloud will quickly break up leaving very warm sunshine and light winds. High UV levels.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Sunset







My Weather station at 1940




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 16 April 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We're back from our short visit to Wales, to see our Family. We had a great time, and the Grandchildren are growing up fast. Now down to earth to find more material for your amusement!







Lisa Graffiti










Mixed blessing - Alexa!


Thanks Derek!












That's a new angle!












3D printed masterpiece!












This is an old joke with a new caption!
I have seen computers like this with so many free toolbars that you can't see the browser!












Grandpa WW2 1942........Grandson now!
Very strong genes!











Revenge is sweet!












There was a little change!

Thanks Derek!











Made me smile anyway!













Such a terrible waste of Brians!!!












Fell asleep in the bath - now he has
"Brain Fingers"!













Miley Cyrus' greatest fan!













Remember friends..............90% of them are cabbages!











Jana's wedding shower........Behind you!!!













Mark Zuckerberg's waxwork looks more like him than he does!












Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











One way to unload an unwanted passenger!












 Winter Summer Winter Summer Winter......












Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Dry and bright throughout the morning, but with a strengthening South-Westerly wind. Turning cloudier and breezier during the afternoon, but staying dry.
Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 
Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 32 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 12 April 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, we took our aged neighbour to the dentist, and I had to go to the optician to complete my eye test. Now I am compiling a new blog edition, just for you! Sorry, I am off for a couple of days, should be back on Monday...






In Startrek Mr Data was always trying to become human!









Watch this!


Thanks Klaus!









On nail clipping day the cat is difficult to find!













Hope you're insured pal!











Fund raising realism!












Philosophical thought for the day!










This stray often scrounges at the cop shop, so he was given a selfie!












Look out for Bob!












She's Ava, She's beautiful! One slight drawback, she's a reconstruct on 3700 year old bones!












Proof that the Swedes have a sense of humour!












Triplets!













Twins - merged!













This hotel uses the shame game!












It says "The first Storks are back!"


Thanks again Klaus!











Anything for a headline!
Oh! How I hate News hounds!









The secret I am told is that there's a candle under the plynth!












This - I have no idea what's happening here!












Harwich Weather for Friday



After a cloudy and cool start, brighter conditions gradually developing with sunshine by the afternoon. Heavy and perhaps thundery showers arriving late in the day.
Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 
Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





From my weather station at 1915











Thanks for your continuing support! 


See you Monday!


Richard.