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Tuesday, 12 December 2017

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a sparkly bright frosty morning, our road was like a skating rink! Later the sun came out and melted it.Took Herself to a ladies thing pm, and collected her later. Now it is that time again that I must try my best to find even more pictorial mirth - just for you!







This dress - guaranteed to make you look slimmer!











Schmalz? - here's more!














Eh?











What is the collective pronoun for a group of Manatees?













Now that's dedication!












Cliches can be funny - maybe?












Expert!











He was a very humane man!













They really mean "Meh!"












Epicurian kitten!












As my accountant friend says
"Don't touch them with a bargepole!!!











He sliced an onion and there was a smiley face!












He wanted to be Darth Maul - with permanent markers!











The good guys!












This is weird, a tree fell on this car, it tore off the top door panel
and didn't break the window!












It's the hose silly!












Words of wisdom, from Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius












How about a chest wig - Christmas tree!











See it you can decipher this - from Virgin Trains!


Thanks Robert!









John's Joke
Thanks John!










They really are just like us!



Thanks Klaus!









That's new!












Harwich Weather for Wednesday











Residual cloud and rain soon clearing the Essex coastline, then sunny intervals before showers or longer spells of rain arrive. These will be sometimes heavy, clearing late afternoon.
Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 11 December 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet, sleety sort of day, a staying indoors day. I tackled a job that I have been going to do for more than two years, and that is re-organising my computer space. After several hours grovelling among the spider's webs, I had filled a bin bag with redundant cables! Now it's time to use my shiny computer to send to you the latest funny pictures.







Hey I am Mr Apple - Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!











Yes Crazy is a word!


Thanks Klaus (That is our Uncle Klaus - not the Santa one!!!)











Young pupil's Christmas card to his teacher!












This is great! - A bit unlikely buuuuut!











Take it!











Tonight's Philosophical thought!











Peppa fans look away now!













3 years ago when they unpacked their artificial tree
a worker's badge fell out. Now every year they
hang it on the tree as a homage to worker 52!











May be true, but you have to see a rainbow first!












When he was a baby his sister dropped him!












This guy is a Mormon. He was often teased about his multiple wives.
He doesn't have any but this is his Christmas card - Revenge!












Kids in the computer era!

Thanks Gloria!










Lovely contrast Lavender against Wheat!












Comcast are in the US, but I'll bet many of you
 would say the same about your Internet provider!













He is still missed!
Thanks Robert!











Hi My name is Ray!











Compression ring!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday










A very cold day with temperatures barely rising above freezing for most. Plenty of sunshine and light South-Westerly winds. Frost and ice quickly returning during the evening.
Maximum temperature: 1 deg C 
Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Weather Underground PWS IHARWICH4




Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.




Sunday, 10 December 2017

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had a bit of snow! Not for long, and it soon melted. Today is the 2nd of Advent, and unable to suppress my fetish for Christmas lights, more below...Here are your funnies!






First time he's seen snow!
























Poor Lord Vader is down on his uppers!













All for the art!












Scottish Harry Potter!











World's first Pachyderm selfie!












Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!













This is Mexico where they had their first snow for 20 years!













Inappropriate dress sir!

 Thanks Martin!










Another one who hasn't seen snow before!












He flew to Thailand to meet his Ozzie mate, guess which one is him?












Galaxies in a Petunia!












His girlfriend left him this note - she's an ace punster!












Take this seriously folks - it's very serious for us all!!!












Even more Wisdom





Katy Perry being bitchy in a nice way!











Parkour par excellence!






Harwich weather for Monday









Mostly cloudy with the risk of further rain or snow, chiefly affecting Central and Eastern districts of Essex during the afternoon. Further accumulations are unlikely. Feeling cold in a keen Northerly breeze.
Maximum temperature: 2 deg C 
Wind: North 10 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Weather Underground PWS IHARWICH4


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.