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Saturday, 19 August 2017

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Very breezy here today. Went to fiddle about on the boat this morning, too windy to go out. PM odd jobs, and now I am psyching myself up to produce a blog which will amuse and amaze!






I do not believe this!







The boat is a bit like mine, but I never do this!!!











The picture that NASA didn't want you to see!













More trouble in Pennsylvania avenue!













This shark thinks he's a house elf!












Yes I know the screen's broken but why can't you fix it????












Third World headphones!













Salt made from.......














Just when you thought that you'd seen everything!












One of those "Right place Right time" photos













Chameleons will grasp onto anything!












Google is experimenting with AI........!














Ha!














Wet Floor!










A Ta Da moment!











When you ask a teenager to do magic!










Harwich Weather for Sunday








After a bright, sunny start to the day, cloud will thicken through the afternoon with outbreaks of rain and murky conditions spreading North-Eastwards through the late evening. 
Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com






My Weather Station Live





Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.



Friday, 18 August 2017

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today it was sunshine and showers which were heavy at times. We had a visit from number two Son for lunch, and we solved the problems of the World. Now I am digging around for more humourous material with which to amuse - just for you!



It's the silly season -
how about a bean shaped like a snake!









With all that oil money!


Thanks Klaus!










Captain America's Dad!












I have to confess that I look like Gary!












Remember these ladies?













He had a hangover and had an ice pack on his head, his girlfriend turned and saw this.....












That'll teach you to go to Sea World!












Give me a headline!
(They certainly have it in for the Millennials!)












Ah! - I never thought of that!











These figures in Denmark are a bit creepy!












It was very hot in Arizona yesterday - it nearly exploded his water bottle!












Ha! Clever!












Not much news - this was on TV, a lady lost her engagement ring in the garden,
several months later it was dug up in a carrot. In the meantime, having not confessed
to her husband she had bought a replacement!












He was pressure wahing the race track - result!












Meet the balding rock!












During the renovation, they were covering the fireplace,
and decided to leave a time capsule inside!











Meanwhile at the card shop they spotted this!












Very clever trick photography!












Empty your mind!












Girlfriend's first day at college, having problems with her Apple TV..









That will teach you not to let him win!











No grub in the front - so I will try the back!











Harwich Weather for Saturday








Another breezy day, although less windy than Friday and it is likely to remain dry with sunny spells across all parts of Essex.
Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 
Wind: West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

UV Level: 5 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.


Thursday, 17 August 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The rain cleared and the sun came out from time to time, not bad! It was an R & R type day, but I did make it to the Post Office. Now I have found a few more little things, which I hope will at least make you snigger!





They bought a drink in Canada, crossed the border
into US, same chain, see the difference!







Oh! Lord! - The sharks are having a feast!













Come on over!











This 94 year old lost his wife and was lonely.
So he built a swimming pool for the local kids!













Remember this?
We have a friend, who went home and realised that she left her baby outside the shops!
He was there when she returned!!!











Cassettes? What are they?












Law breaker, but funny though!













Weird! This is a laxative advert!













Do not let Dad near the scissors again!













Unbelieveable! This is a John Travolta prop from
"Face off"!!!












Bernie's now having a go!













Bugger your allergies!













This is what is called Diplomacy!














Whoops!











Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Wow!








I can do this!
(He lied!)










Harwich Weather for Friday







Breezy and feeling cooler, despite the sunny spells with isolated showers. Some showers could be on the heavy side once again.
Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 
Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 30 mph

UV Level: 6 | Pollen Level: 5 | Air Pollution: 2
Thanks Essexweather.com







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.