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Friday, 25 May 2018

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy in the garden again today, hopefully 2 more days without rain and we can finish for the rest of the year! Sorry there 's a bit of a shortage of pictures tonight - I am having a sense of humour black spot! Hopefully more tomorrow......if they're funny!
Enjoy your Weekend!






She lives on a farm with loads of space to sit,
 but she always does this!









I really didn't think it would happen! - But!













It looks as if she's about to be farted on by a horse!












He took this to show how much blood this little swine had stolen from him!













Clever way to keep sales going in cold weather.












You're dead and then they fine you!














Maybe too late?












Another Great Truth!












These firefighters show off their babies -
maybe there was a power cut 9 months earlier!













This nice old Vietnamese lady made them a grass hopper!











I feel ill just looking at this!!!













Yet another sleazeball!










More Wisdom










Ah! here comes Rocket Man!












I don't think anyone is as cool as you pal!













Harwich Weather for Saturday


Cloud breaking to leave a dry, bright and warm day with long sunny spells, although cloudier towards evening with the odd shower.
Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 
Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!
Enjoy the Bank Holiday Weekend!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 24 May 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another busy day, working in the garden, later helped a friend with a misbehaving computer. Now it's up to me to create a new funny masterpiece! - Well I will try!





A life's ambition achieved!










Billy does Algebra!












Me too pal!












On a California beach, in six hours he found this many shark teeth!












Some things never change!












Dreamy tree house!












It says "The Mother in Law's grave (Safe is Safe"!!!)


Thanks Klaus!










At the doggy daycare, this one looks like he's on an acid trip!












Salt accumulation on the inside of a water pipe!












A cat's tongue under the microscope looks like many tiny tongues!












In this hard world there is still a little kindness!













Hmm! Maybe it is!












The entrance to Death Valley
(When we were there it was so hot they closed it!)












It took a few moments to work this out!












Tonight's philosophical thought!












One small compensation!













Planking is back!


Thanks again Klaus!










This baby has invented her own special locomotion!












Harwich Weather for Friday


Dry and rather cloudy to start with patchy fog. Becoming brighter and warmer through the afternoon, but with isolated thundery showers possibly re-developing as it warms up. Light winds.
Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 
Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com




My Weather Station at 1957





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 23 May 2018

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day, plenty of sunshine, but a chilly breeze. We did our duty with aunt's shopping, and met friends for afternoon tea. Now once agin I will do my best to amuse with more pictorial fun!






Nasa tell us that with their new space telescope, 
this picture contains 200,000 stars!








Oh! La La!


Thanks Klaus!









Nice and a big job, but why?













He returned home to see his wife watching the royal wedding - in her wedding dress!












Unexpected response!












Meet the branch manager and his assistant!











Hong Kong tourist fake background!












This ice cream vendor puts a mini marshmallow in the bottom
 of his cones to reduce leaks!












Auroras on Jupiter












Thought for today!











Hang on - aren't you supposed to be in the carriage? - Ah!












What they wished for?













That's me!


Thanks Robert!









We mere males understand!




Thanks again Robert!










Gotcha!


Thanks yet again Robert!










His Dad just discovered the front camera - here's his first attempt at a selfie!












She fell on her face on the bed!












Confused? - That's English!


Thanks Susi!










He wants to make the team!


Thanks Klaus!










Ouch! - I bet that stung!


Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Thursday


It will stay largely cloudy, although occasional warm sunny spells are possible. On-going risk of showers or thunderstorms in places.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com


At 1923 the sky is clouding over





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.